One does not simply walk into Mordor.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Person: I found your tumblr.
Police Man: So they just fell off a cliff?
abundanceofsmiles-deactivated20 asked: omg promote me bitch oxoxoxoxoxox ;)
I GOT MY NIPPLE PIERCED TODAY I would be totally tumblr and put up a picture but people I know from school follow this blog so that would be awks BUT ITS AMAZING
mom: are you ready for school?
me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
mom: no more sims for you
Anonymous asked: would you do promotions?
so for my birthday my parents bought me night of the living dead on dvd … i have nightmares about zombies but feel like i have to watch it … fml